On Sunday evening, my mother came up with the oft suggested mother-daughter activity of (her) choice: Shopping. While I have more tolerance than my father/brother for such activity, I still prefer not to indulge in it. However, I relented and gave in. Because she is my mom and I love her. And because she bribed me with food. Mostly the first reason though.
But before that we had to buy a packet of milk because the milkman had some personal vendetta against my mother and he never put milk for us. I know...first world problems!
Anyway, we buy the milk packet and then we head into Shoppers' Stop. After perusing through the clothes at different speeds - me, at a super human speed eliminating almost all of them with a single glance, and my mother, stopping to admire each and every thread on each and every bead on each and every garment - I declared that I didn't like any of them.
While my mother and I were bickering, one of the attendants started approaching us. Immediately, my mother ran off at lightning speed. I was, to say the least, perplexed. The guy had just wanted us to sign a membership form! After I put a fake number on the card, I ran over to my mother who was hiding behind some handbag stand.
Me: Amma, what happened? Why did you just run off like that!
Amma: I thought he was going to catch us.
Me: What? Why? Why would he catch us?
Amma: No, I thought he saw the bag in your hand and thought the milk packet was a bomb.
Me: .....soooooo you were going to leave me to get caught by these guys and run away?
Amma: Haha I know!
Me: ....carrying the milk that YOU bought? Seriously?
Amma: Hey I gave birth to you. You cannot do this much for me? Vaaya moodu (shut up)!
But before that we had to buy a packet of milk because the milkman had some personal vendetta against my mother and he never put milk for us. I know...first world problems! Anyway, we buy the milk packet and then we head into Shoppers' Stop. After perusing through the clothes at different speeds - me, at a super human speed eliminating almost all of them with a single glance, and my mother, stopping to admire each and every thread on each and every bead on each and every garment - I declared that I didn't like any of them.
While my mother and I were bickering, one of the attendants started approaching us. Immediately, my mother ran off at lightning speed. I was, to say the least, perplexed. The guy had just wanted us to sign a membership form! After I put a fake number on the card, I ran over to my mother who was hiding behind some handbag stand.
Me: Amma, what happened? Why did you just run off like that!
Amma: I thought he was going to catch us.
Me: What? Why? Why would he catch us?
Amma: No, I thought he saw the bag in your hand and thought the milk packet was a bomb.
Me: .....soooooo you were going to leave me to get caught by these guys and run away?
Amma: Haha I know!
Me: ....carrying the milk that YOU bought? Seriously?
Amma: Hey I gave birth to you. You cannot do this much for me? Vaaya moodu (shut up)!
