For the past year or so, I have been living it up in Bangalore. Oh yeah...I have done some crazy shit. In fact, just the other day I had my curd rice with a side of cough syrup while bundled up in a blanket watching Sex and The City. I know. Naughty.
My bachelorette pad is the shizz. Just a stone's throw away from ten hep places serving dosas to auto guys. But enough about that. The reason I am writing this post is because I wanted to share something with you guys(Hello? Anyone?). It's a little bit of an embarrassing thing to admit but...ah hell, I am just gonna come out with it. I am a bit of a domestic Goddess. Booyah.
You see the symbol on the right? You think it's people in trouble calling Batman, right? WRONG BIATCH! It's actually people who flipped their dosas wrong and now they look inedible. Domestic Goddess got swag.
Enough about me though. I have been receiving a few questions as to how I maintain my general domestic awesomeness and as I love helping people I decided to answer their questions. Let's go!
I just wanted to know what I can do to salvage this curry I made. It's a little bl-
So simple. Just chuck in a pound of masalas. Whatever you have in the kitchen. Everything tastes better with a little brick powder in it.
Hey domestic goddess, my room is messy and I wanted tips on cleaning out the clutter because my mo-
Too many words. It's so simple, honey. Just take all the stuff that's lying around on your bed and throw it into the cupboard. No one is going to look there anyway. DUH.
We have a red ant problem and I don't know what to-
Tch tch not to worry. Just do as I say. Take some sugar and leave a trail leading up to your roommate's room. She will have the ants all to herself and you will have peace.
That's all we have for now folks. Send in your queries and some cookies and I'll think about answering them. Toodles, my water is burning.
My bachelorette pad is the shizz. Just a stone's throw away from ten hep places serving dosas to auto guys. But enough about that. The reason I am writing this post is because I wanted to share something with you guys(Hello? Anyone?). It's a little bit of an embarrassing thing to admit but...ah hell, I am just gonna come out with it. I am a bit of a domestic Goddess. Booyah.You see the symbol on the right? You think it's people in trouble calling Batman, right? WRONG BIATCH! It's actually people who flipped their dosas wrong and now they look inedible. Domestic Goddess got swag.
Enough about me though. I have been receiving a few questions as to how I maintain my general domestic awesomeness and as I love helping people I decided to answer their questions. Let's go!
I just wanted to know what I can do to salvage this curry I made. It's a little bl-
So simple. Just chuck in a pound of masalas. Whatever you have in the kitchen. Everything tastes better with a little brick powder in it.
Hey domestic goddess, my room is messy and I wanted tips on cleaning out the clutter because my mo-
Too many words. It's so simple, honey. Just take all the stuff that's lying around on your bed and throw it into the cupboard. No one is going to look there anyway. DUH.
We have a red ant problem and I don't know what to-
Tch tch not to worry. Just do as I say. Take some sugar and leave a trail leading up to your roommate's room. She will have the ants all to herself and you will have peace.
That's all we have for now folks. Send in your queries and some cookies and I'll think about answering them. Toodles, my water is burning.
6 comments:
Haha good one Gaya :D Am wondering if your roommate read this post :P And ya, even when I try to cook something, I add all the masalas we have at home :D
Yo DG! Bi-g problem. What if the ants from my roommate's room end up in mine?
Guess I'll have to guide *my* red ants slowly (inch by inch), eh? :D
P.S. - This word verification / captcha check might be driving a few of your readers crazy.
@Saras: Haha thank god my roommate never accesses internet so I am safe :P I know na...masalas are my saviour :D
@cmus: Slow and steady cmus...I'm sure it will work :D If not you can just dump some sugar on your roommate's head :P
Man is that thing still there? Gah will figure out how to disable it. Thanks :D
Gaya, curd rice with cough syrup???
kya ho gaya?
i thot u said u r watching SATC but it ends up to be an india-inspired script of 2brokegirls. oh ya baby u nailed kat dennings. wonder if u have a dumb rummate and a lame ass horse in the backyard
BOOYAH...nic work
@Shruti: Haha was a little sick and what better remedy than our beloved thayir sadam? :D
@Ammar: Yaaay Kat Dennings FTW! Thank you thank you :P
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