Saturday, July 10, 2010

18 things to do before I hit 25 :)

It has taken me quite some time to think about the things I want to do before I turn 25 (This post has been a draft for more than a month!). In fact, it was initially "25 things to do before I turn 25", but I fell short of 7 :P


I would be happy if I did at least a few! Some of the things on the list don't make sense. It's just crazy stuff that I would like to do to have fun! Some of the things on the list are wee bit sensible. Here's to hoping I manage to do atleast half on the things in the list :)




  • Go Bungee Jumping!



  • Get blue highlights(and shock parents out of their wits).




  • Watch Ram Gopal Varma ki Aag. Must. Watch. It.







  • Learn juggling!






  • Somehow convey to George Clooney that I'm in love with him. Sigh!










  • Get a pet turtle or pet tortoise.







  • Learn the difference between turtle and tortoise.



  • See the Dead Sea!


  • Watch a cricket match live. Preferably Aussies against England.







  • Win a pani puri eating contest.







  • Visit Machu Picchu. It just looks so beautiful in pictures!


  • Go on an all-expenses-paid-by-me trip to USA with Appa, Amma and Tarun :) Oh and I hope that Tarun doesn't get food poisoning and ruin the trip (like he did when we went to Singapore in 2000...first and last time we ever went on a trip...)






  • Watch all the James Bond movies. Especially the Roger Moore ones. My god, he is awesome!






  • Say either one or all of the following: "How do you like me now, bitch?", "Oh no she di'int!","Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!" :D




  • Buy an Audi R8. *drool*






    • Get a tattoo! Maybe some sexy arabic calligraphy or a dragon.



    • Pick up a cockroach -wait for it-with my bare hands -here's the kicker- without screaming.



    • Plant saplings. Go the Captain Planet way.














    All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go...

    Well, not right now but exactly one week from now, my father would be accusing us of delay. See, this is how it works in our family.

    while(journey)
    {
    switch(time)
    {
    case 9:00 A.M.:
    Appa: We should leave at 8:30 P.M., maximum. Train is at 10:00 P.M.
    All: Ok.

    case 3:00 P.M.:
    Appa: We should leave at 9:00 P.M., maximum. Train is at 10:00 P.M.
    All: Ok.

    case 6:00 P.M.:
    Appa: We should leave at 9:15 P.M., maximum. Train is at 10:00 P.M.
    All: Ok.

    case 9:30 P.M.:
    We actually leave home.

    case 9:59 P.M.:
    All: Yay! We made it.
    Appa: Reeeeally...you people...next time, I'm telling youuuu...
    }
    }

    So hell(NIT Trichy) beckons and I must be there no later than 12th. Yeah, bull. I'm gonna be there on 18th. I seriously don't want to go back this time. I mean, usually at the end of other vacations I say the same thing. But this time is different. This time, I really don't want to go back. See how I put 'really' in bold?

    I'm most comfortable at home. At home, I'm an annoying, irritating, over-confident, loud-mouthed know-it-all. At college, I'm nothing like that. Maybe annoying and irritating. But everything else goes down the drain. I know it seems like I adhere perfectly to the character sketch even in college, but seriously, I'm nothing like that. This semester is going to be the worst yet. I'm absolutely 100% sure that my self-confidence level is going to be on the negative side.

    I've observed that there are two kinds of people:
    • Chilled out-> I love these people. They're genuinely chilled out and they don't give a shit. How amazing is that!
    • Freaked out-> I love these people. They're genuinely freaked out and they are open about it. How amazing is that!
    Then, there's the third kind.
    • Chilled out on the outside, freaked out on the inside-> I hate these people. They act like they've got their shit together. But one day, their pent-up frustrations give way to the freaked out persona.
    I'm the third kind. And believe me, next semester is going to be full of mood fluctuations. Oh Genie, I just want one wish from you. I wish I could stay home :(

    Tuesday, July 06, 2010

    R.I.P. M.J.


    A little over a year ago, the King of Pop, the ultimate entertainer, the philanthropist and the benevolent human being , Michael Jackson passed away.

    When I woke up on June 26Th, 2009, my grandmother came to me and said "I didn't want to tell you the moment you woke up, but Michael Jackson is dead". It's incredible how my grandmother who doesn't even listen to English music, knew who Michael was.

    I was not a very big fan but I did like his music. And I know I'm probably a few days too late to pay him a tribute, but I'd like to try! So here's a list of my favorite Michael Jackson songs. Some obvious ones, but all amazing ones.

    -> Thriller

    An obvious one. I love Thriller. I first heard this song in the film '13 going on 30'. I've never met anyone who doesn't like this song. And the music video is just epic. You can watch it here.

    Note: There was a Telugu version of Thriller. It was horrible...horribly funny after being subtitled by Buffalax(of Benny Lava fame). You can watch it here. Don't tell me I didn't warn you :)

    -> They don't care about us

    This song is brilliant. Just brilliant. I mean, with a song so controversial, MJ actually tried to unite people against racism.

    -> Remember the time

    I love this song. Seriously, of all the songs that MJ has sung, this one is my favorite. The music video consisted of various wizards trying to entertain the Pharaoh(Eddie Murphy) and his Queen(Iman). When it's Michael's turn, he starts singing to the Queen asking if she remembers their time together. The music video was actually marketed as a 9-minute short film.

    -> Pretty Young Thing

    This song was released in 1982. JabbaWockeez danced to this song in 2008. I watched the JabbaWockeez video in 2010. And 28 years after this song was released, it still managed to hook me onto it. I could not stop listening to it for 2 days straight!

    -> Smooth Criminal

    I love it. It's fast-paced and I'm not sure if I'm right, but it was the first time anyone in the world saw an anti-gravity lean.

    -> Beat It

    What an amazing song. And the video is awesome too. Michael brings two rival gangs together through dance.

    MJ was an amazing artist. He gave the world of music so much. He really was the King of Pop.

    Sunday, July 04, 2010

    Happy Birthday...to me :)

    Yes yes, it's my birthday today :) My 21st. So legally, I'm allowed to get married, get drunk, get laid. But I will not do any of those things, no siree! I shall spend my time at home, eating all my favorite dishes that were made by mom...ah, homemade food! I love this kind of "good girl"celebration too, mind you!

    So, last night, I was on the brink of Dream-land when my friends started calling in succession. It was so nice to speak to them...though there was more of slurring as opposed to speaking on my part. And there were few messages that made me smile so so wide. It was amazing. I'm so glad to know I've such wonderful friends :) Love you guys!

    And this morning, I was treated to so many notifications in Facebook. Man, it was so nice that people remembered my birthday, although I tend to forget everyone's birthday :P
    And this afternoon, my sweet, amazing brother ordered a pizza and played "Happy Birthday" on the keyboard, while I substituted a cake cutting ceremony with a pizza-cutting ceremony :D

    All in all, an amazing birthday! Here's too an amazing 21. Hope I do something worthwhile this year!

    Friday, July 02, 2010

    OMG :)

    OMG I've 6 followers :D Actually I've never had the guts to go public with my blog. I don't know why. Truth be told, I'm my worst critic. But recently, I felt something: why am I writing these things if I do not have the guts to share it with people? And that's the exact feeling that prompted me to go ahead and say "Oh yes I have a blog and you can read all of it at http colon backslash backslash blah blah blah". Do keep reading. I will blog more often :)

    Oh, and I rarely use the abbreviation OMG. I just don't like it. And I know it sounds irrational but when guys use "OMG", it just seems so gay.